Friday, October 10, 2008

THANK YOU FOR FRIDAYS!

Hello, my friends!
I just HAD to start off this morning with a funny cartoon :-D I wonder what my pets do when we are not home?!?!?!?
It is finally Friday, hoot-hoot, and it couldn't have come any sooner. This week has been a little odd for me so I could totally use some R&R. I believe my weekend is full of stuff to do, but at least it is enjoyable stuff like lunch at Dad's on Saturday and dinner at Grandma's on Sunday. HEY...that means no cooking for me this weekend! YYYAAAHHHHHH!!!! I also have some card ideas that I want to try out this weekend as well. One I'm not too sure of but I won't know if I don't try ;-)
Next week is going to be a little backwards for me in the sense of emailing and blogging. I have to be to work earlier than normal so I will not be able to get the "good" stuff done before work...............oooooohh but you WILL hear from me after work- mwahahahahahah....BWA HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! However, you will not hear about my work. As of yesterday, I have decided that they suck and I don't and that I need to concentrate on finding a professional place of business. BUT, I am going to stay at my current place of biz and earn cash by literally just sitting there! God I hope I find something soon :-D
Well, kids, I will leave you with a joke before I had off to work....have a wonderful, fun filled, and exciting weekend. Love, Laura (pst- not sure why my paragraphs are not spaced in the post but they are spaces in the 'compose' box???)
JOKE- A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.' The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?' The blonde said, 'No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my face.

8 comments:

Angie Kelly Designs said...

LOL! I love that joke!! *I'm so glad I'm not a blond* LOLOL

I'm so sorry to hear about your new job. That SUX! Hang in there. I'm sure you'll find something you like very soon. I have some spare wet noodles here..you want? LOL

I cannot WAIT to see your new cards! Woot! ♥♥

And now...I leave you with my favorite brunette joke. I'm not one to diss MY own peeps, but its the best one I've heard. Cruel, but funny!

Whats the difference between a brunette and the trash? Atleast the trash gets taken out once a week. OOOOOOH SNAP!! LOL Have a great weekend!

I heart you! ♥♥ xoxo

Rosebud Collection said...

I laughed so hard at the joke..good way to start the day..Sorry, the people at the job aren't great..makes it very hard to go to work under those kind of problems..hope it will get better..Sometimes, it takes them a while to warm up. Hope I am right..
glad you will be home for the weekend, you have some great plans..Enjoy.

D said...

I completely understand you situation at work. I have been dealing with the same!! Likes the cartoon. Hope you have a tolerable day today.

Rocki said...

Oh you know how I love blonde jokes! This one is way too funny! (off to go email to everyone)

Happy Friday!

manamoon said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! GREAT joke!! Now see, aren't you glad you're a redhead?? *snicker*

WOOHOO!!! For you, glad you've decided to leave that Bleepin' place behind, just not worth it. I'm sure you'll find something quick! I mean REALLY, who wouldn't love yah!?!

Hope you have a fabulous weekend and enjoy that time away the kitchen - just the best!!

Josh said...

Good for you Laura! I hope you can find a new job before you start getting so mad you decide to punch someone in the face! I don't think someone as creative, nice, and keen as you belongs in a dump like that. Good Luck!

Any Occasion Boutique said...

Wow! Thanks, Peeps (hah...had to take that one from Angie). Well, today went a little better for the fact that I only had to scare the turd out of one person. HAAHAHAHAHA. "Never underestimate the power of Laura!!!" Nah...I'm not mean, just honest ;-) But it did go better for the fact that I did absolutely nothing. I emailed a couple of people, focused my attention on the ceiling often througout the day. Hey, it's all in a days work ;-) LOL!

You gusy/gals are too much. I love you all so much for your support......and the jokes! Oh, I have plenty more jokes buuttt I would just hate for my little man Josh to be exposed to the "other side" of Laura's brain :-0 heehee

So, here are a couple more jokes:

What does a blond owl say? What-What?

What do you call a redhead with an attitude? Normal!

Hey Harriet said...

I love that joke! I have heard it before, but ages ago & had forgotten it. So thanks for the giggles! The pet cartoon is very cute. I'd love to know what my dog gets up to all day while I'm at work. I'd like to think that she spends her time doing exciting things to amuse herself, but I suspect she naps all day long ;)